Girl, Interrupted

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"All I can do is be me, whoever that is."
-Bob Dylan
"It's a sad and beautiful world."
-Down By Law

& if that doesn’t work out, could also be my father.

  • Rob Lowe: This man is literally more fit than most 35 year old and you could crack an egg on his jawline, need I say more?
  • Alec Baldwin: I shouldn’t even need to explain this, he has a voice like velvet and eyes like a Siberian Husky.
  • Steve Buscemi: Listen…Steve Buscemi is everything. There is no man who would make a more dapper corrupt 1930’s treasurer.
  • Adam Scott: Perhaps this gentleman is a bit young to be considered a silver fox but he could still be my father and I would love him unconditionally. I am also pretty sure he is shorter than me so cutest couple alert? I think so.
  • David Bowie: This man was who started it all when I was a little girl, yes that is right, my first crush ever. Perhaps he is a bit of a confusing crush for a six year old to have and also maybe why I grew up not ever questioning gay marriage.
  • Willem Dafoe: My frog faced angel.
  • Pierce Brosnan: 0069
  • Alan Rickman: He can whip me into Snape…seewhatIdidthere?
  • Gary Oldman: You played Sid Vicious and Sirius Black. Done.
  • Tom Selleck: Have you seen his mustache? Duh.
  • Jeff Goldblum: You look like a dapper turtle and I will always love you.
  • Morrissey: You will never love anything as much as you love animals and that’s okay with me. We will sleep in separate beds and it will be beautiful.
  • Sir Paul McCartney: I have two legs and we’ll have prenup. That should be all you look for in a woman now anyway.
  • Martin Freeman: I’ll be your bad Hobbit. Get it?
  • Nick Cave: I’ll be your bad seed….okay I reused a joke but to my credit, it was wildly appropriate.
  • David Duchovny: I really haven’t seen a lot that you’ve been in but I like you.
  • Colin Firth: You can be the king of my castle.
  • Woody Harleson: You are a grown man and your name is Woody. You’re asking for it.

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